Huh? What?

johnedmulaney: half-ace: concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:59:58 -0400

half-ace:

concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.”

finally finished it and I’m gonna hang it on my door so people know what’s up

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:59:36 -0400

turing-tested: a poemhands, covered in spicy mayothe flavor, untasted, yet feltviscerallythe way...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:59:11 -0400

turing-tested:

a poem
hands, covered in spicy mayo
the flavor, untasted, yet felt
viscerally
the way the pastel orange looks in the light setting sun, a mirror of the way the sun sets
the way it paints the sky
my hands painted likewise as well
flavor beyond compare

averagefairy: notlostonanadventure: averagefairy: cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:59:03 -0400

averagefairy:

notlostonanadventure:

averagefairy:

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

PRIDE Month Straight Fees Satement

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:57:32 -0400

grantgills:

General fee - $7.95
Foolery up-charge - $2.39
Bridesmaids @ Dragshow charge - $12.10
Sens8 cancellation fee - $3.50
Homophobia tax - $17.99
LGBT Ally high-matinence-gratidude fee - $4.86
Breathing-my-air-at-pride tax - $8.45

TOTAL - $59.24

For your convenience, we have LGBT+ persons located in all of your towns and citys that will accept your payments of cash, check, or venmo.

bigasexy: mothmanvevo: babyspicegf: nothing worse than hearing straight people talk about queer...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:56:58 -0400

bigasexy:

mothmanvevo:

babyspicegf:

nothing worse than hearing straight people talk about queer eye

nothing worse than hearing straight people talk.

nothing worse than straight people

martianchaos: iridessence: thereflectioneternal: aelfcynn: May you find exactly what you want at...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:56:31 -0400

martianchaos:

iridessence:

thereflectioneternal:

aelfcynn:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

gggreenwell: magicalsanctuary: fooferdoodle: andrusi: well I...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:56:16 -0400

gggreenwell:

magicalsanctuary:

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

Is it yag?

writing tip #2081:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:52:51 -0400

gr8writingtips:

gr8writingtips:

conversations are a lot like teeth. you can only have so many

rougeoctobre: i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:05:16 -0400

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

vaguelyconcernedtriangle: large-angry-ground-squirrel: aurol: people who don’t say please and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:04:33 -0400

vaguelyconcernedtriangle:

large-angry-ground-squirrel:

aurol:

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

You sound neurotypical.

People who have difficulty talking to people and still try are beautiful but people who think that their illness is an excuse to stop caring about how they treat other people are ugly too.

salparadisewasright: unclefather: Thank you. I will

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:04:24 -0400

salparadisewasright:

unclefather:

Thank you. I will

thebootydiaries: Person: what’s wrong? Me: nothing… Me internally: why did that man honk at me in...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:04:01 -0400

thebootydiaries:

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

shirnado: shirnado: College is where you get to call Freud a “gross old pervert” in a paper I got...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:03:27 -0400

shirnado:

shirnado:

College is where you get to call Freud a “gross old pervert” in a paper

I got an A on this paper live your dreams kids

homo-matic: smuganimebitch: tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:02:59 -0400

homo-matic:

smuganimebitch:

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

I wish someone could take away the context I have for this post

lesbianhoneys: and like the phrase “happy pride” in and of itself is just so incredibly powerful?...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:02:17 -0400

lesbianhoneys:

and like the phrase “happy pride” in and of itself is just so incredibly powerful? it’s like so simple but when so many gay strangers are hugging you and saying it and you know they mean it, like really mean it, because there’s nothing gay people love more than seeing other gay people happy

afterhoursdani: One time I kissed my girlfriend while we were out and a little girl looked at us...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:01:28 -0400

afterhoursdani:

One time I kissed my girlfriend while we were out and a little girl looked at us with such amazement like

“That’s an option?!?!”

tetriswave: Wound up making the trans one first as part of a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:01:21 -0400

tetriswave:

Wound up making the trans one first as part of a little rant. Here’s a few more:

And a bonus:

Sorry that I didn’t get around to every identity, by the way. There are so many. Happy Pride!

megsonthemoon: notkatniss: Kitty isn’t allow outside and she...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:00:14 -0400

megsonthemoon:

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

SHE LOOKS SO SAD

rotaryshakes: whatsernamegiselle: Truth nothing has changed

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:00:02 -0400

rotaryshakes:

whatsernamegiselle:

Truth

nothing has changed